October 18

October 18, 2017

You try to go to sleep hoping that you’ll wake up in a better country, but it doesn’t happen. Not in 2017.

The lows get lower. By now, I’m definitely strapped in. I can’t saw I’m entirely surprised at the depravity of the current placeholder of the Oval Office, but it doesn’t stop from being the darkest level of morbid fascination and bewilderment. How a sitting president of any country would almost immediately be so callous and then reactionary because his words were challenged, well, that is only on the level of some of the biggest sociopaths and narcissists of world history. Donald Tr*mp continues to demonstrate these personality traits.

He’s the oldest and thinnest-skinned baby that our society has ever produced. Of course, all of his behavior is magnified because of the position that he holds, but it’s not really a powerful magnifying glass — it’s more of a really effective mirror. And we all have to look at it because the image that this mirror reflects takes all of our periphery.

It’s the middle of October, with about ten weeks left in the year that is 2017. Along with big chunks of 2016, it’ll be a time period that I’ll be glad to box up and burn as we ring in 2018 on this December 31st. Damn this Administration and all those who are a part of it, especially the complete moron sitting behind the Resolute desk with his idiotic black Sharpies, trying to sign away what progress was recently made in this country of ours.

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October 17

The 12 Days of Impeachment

THE 12 DAYS OF IMPEACHMENT
by Andrew Flynn
a parody of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”
with credit to Frederic Austin (1909 arrangement).

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On the first day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
MY COUNTRY BACK, SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY.

On the second day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
TWO-THIRDS MAJORITY,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the third day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
THREE MILLION VOTES MORE,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the fourth day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
FOUR COMMITTEES CALLING COLLUSION,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the fifth day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
FIVE. GOLDEN. SHOWERS!
Four committees calling collusion,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the sixth day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
SIX COUNTS GUILTY OF OBSTRUCTION,
Five golden showers!
Four committees calling collusion,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the seventh day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
SEVEN KUSHNERS DEFRAUDING,
Six counts guilty of obstruction,
Five golden showers!
Four committees calling collusion,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the eighth day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
EIGHT FLYNNS-A-FOLDING,
Seven Kushners defrauding,
Six counts guilty of obstruction,
Five golden showers!
Four committees calling collusion,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the ninth day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
9,000 WHITE HOUSE LIES,
Eight Flynns-a-folding,
Seven Kushners defrauding,
Six counts guilty of obstruction,
Five golden showers!
Four committees calling collusion,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the tenth day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
TEN TIKI TORCH RALLIES,
9,000 White House lies,
Eight Flynns-a-folding,
Seven Kushners defrauding,
Six counts guilty of obstruction,
Five golden showers!
Four committees calling collusion,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the eleventh day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
ELEVEN FOX NEWS MORONS,
Ten Tiki torch rallies,
9,000 White House lies,
Eight Flynns-a-folding
Seven Kushners defrauding,
Six counts guilty of obstruction,
Five golden showers!
Four committees calling collusion,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

On the twelfth day of Impeachment, my Congress gave to me,
TWELVE GARBAGE MONTHS!
Eleven FoxNews morons,
Ten Tiki torch rallies,
9,000 White House lies,
Eight Flynns-a-folding,
Seven Kushners defrauding,
Six counts guilty of obstruction,
Five golden showers!
Four committees calling collusion,
Three million votes more,
Two-thirds majority,
And my country back, sweet land of liberty.

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August 28

August 28, 2017

My comments about the president are below. Before that, please click here to give a little time or money to benefit those in Houston who are the least among us. Thank you.

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We’re in a country where the POO can’t come up with any good ideas in the midst of this awful mess in Houston. You’d think that someone with of his starpower and knowledge of media that he’s immediately want to get the most successful, most extravagant, celebrity-laden, high-powered motherfucking telethon to end all telethons in order to begin to quell Houston’s watery woes (that no one could have honestly prepared for, NO ONE). Instead, he tweeted out a plug for that psychotic Milwaukee sheriff’s book and childish, pseudo-onomatopoetic thoughts akin to a third-tier market television weatherman seeing pretty colors in the sky during a goddamn lightning storm. Alas, he’s the president, and this is the level of communication that we get from him.

So the country remains angry. I remain angry. It’s not the only thing I’m angry about. But it’s something that any other president wouldn’t cause.

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