January 12

Five Cents Per Word

I’m a writer, not a salesman. I will write any fictional composition that you want for five cents per word ($0.05/word). All writing I will complete for you is original. You will own all rights to the compositions I write for you. I do not plagiarize anything. I have no limits on content. Email me and we’ll chat. Check out the FAQs below, too. Thank you!

Cheers,
Drew {: )

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

WHY?
Because I am good at my craft, and could use the extra cash. It’s that simple.

HOW DO WE DO THIS?
We’ll talk for a minute. We’ll come to terms. You’ll get your writing composition done, and for five cents a word.

DO YOU WRITE LONG STORIES?
I can if you want me to.

WILL YOU PLEASE EXTRAPOLATE?
Sure. For example, if I write you a 2,000 word composition (let’s say it’s a story) at the rate of two cents per word, you’ll end up with about eight pages (if we use the standard of a double-spaced page and a 12-point font). That 2,000 word story will be $100.00. And that’s it. I can also write you something short like 25 words, or something as long as The Bible. It’s your choice.

CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME POSITION LENGTH EXAMPLES?
-25 words @ $0.05/word = $1.25 total, that’s it. (example: a brief social media posting)
-500 words @ $0.05/word = $25.00 total, that’s it. (ex: a blog post)
-2,000 words @ $0.05/word = $100.00 total, that’s it. (ex. a personalized eight-page personal narrative)
-7,500 words @ $0.05/word = $375.00 total, that’s it. (ex. a novelette)
-25,000 words @ $0.05/word = $1,250.00 total, that’s it. (ex. a 100-page eBook)
-150,000 words @ $0.05/word = $7,500.00 total, that’s it. (ex. a 600-page fantasy epic novel)
Basically, you control the length of the writing composition. I’m your huckleberry.

HOW DO WE PAY YOU FOR YOUR SERVICES?
60% up front, 40% after the composition is done. I guarantee all of my work. I accept almost every form of payment imaginable.

WHAT IS YOUR TURNAROUND TIME?
Much faster than you may think. I will likely surprise you.

IS THIS ALWAYS YOUR RATE?
No. My rates are usually higher. But I am offering this $0.05/word rate because I want to.

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